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"Quest for Saddam"
Staring: in no order, Snoop Dog, Madona, Christina Aguilera, GW Busch, Usama Bin Gay, Joe Millionaire, Uncle Sam, Banshee: the token Gay Boy, Narorator: token Black Dude, Turk 182 the token Animal, Alliens from Space, (former cast members of Deep Space 9), Andrew Dice Clay, I can't name them All, on to the Crew, Produced by FunkySheet for My FunkySheet and Directed By Icepick, Executive Producer FunkyDude, Assistant Producer FunkyGirl, Assistant Director FunkyTokenBlackDude, Key Grip FunkyRightHand, Assitant Grip FunkyLeftHand, Sound Track by FunkyStrangers, Images by FunkyArtist, Written by Mï-FünkyHånds we have enough tokens to cover our butt from the ACLU, Film Funded By a FunkyJew. enjoyed by FunkyPeople and Updated Weekly!
"It Some FunkySheet." Review Magazine.
"One Letter, G." the man who is stalking me from GE.
"Why hasn't he called us yet." Sundance Studios.
"Why didn't we think of that." Marvel Comics.
"Two Words, Pulp Fiction." Mike K. some dude in the USA.
"That is so FunkyCool." Kelly Mc. some Hot Chick in the USA.
"Dream Works, Keep Dream'n." Newsweek
"One Word, Infidel." some Camel Jockey in the Middle East.
"It was Worth a Phone Call, it was soo Funny." Debie B. someones wife and mother.
"You must have money now, will you take my FunkyAss back?" My X.
"Not much of a compliment, nice to see' em crawl though."
"One Word, Were not Gay." some French man, south of Lyons, East of Paris I think, the Rebel Freedom Fighters will find him soon, and Raise the DEUTSCH Flag over the faggots. The little greasy fucks never did learn English. "If your reading this, note of recognition, it's 3 Funky words you wrote, not 1." The last time the US saved there ass, it wasn't for fucking cheese & wine either.
"He done it now." Time Magazine
"Oh my.........." some dude in Israel, last words to the paramedics.
"Have you seen Matt and the Dell Dude." Ben Affleck
"Germany said Darren too Take a Birth Control." Darren P. some dude in the USA, who tryed to insult me in Deutsch, poor kid insulted himself in a language he doesn't even understand.
"That's TIGHT, U Ah-ight, wana buy some flight." Dan D. aka Pimp Daddy.
"When you make money, can I have some?" some dude shoveling the snow from my drive way.
"The Stock too Watch Someday." Wall Street Journal
"Have you seen JayLo." Puff Daddy aka P. Diddy
"When is he going to make a film about Us, we like fucking people over as much as Usama." GATEWAY
"Is my ass really too big?" JayLo
"Sehr Gut Herr Funky!" Alber R. some dude in Deutschland.
"Dude where's my FunkyCar." Dell Dude
"You Need a Lawer Dude." Schmid Law Office
"Get off my Land." some lawyers, lawyer dad, break'n it down.
"Can I get a ride from the Dell Dude." Jeff, there is two of them and they both said it.
"I'm so stoned." the two Jeff's and the Dell Dude.
"Dude get a DELL." Dell Dude
"Dude get a Job." Dell Dude's Dad