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Europa's trying to Breed Stronger Babies
American Babies
vs Euro Babies,
"the Buck Stops Here"
Not breast feed until the age of 13.
Disposable Diapers.
Green Eggs and Ham in a Jar.
Disney Land.
Bob the Builder - British TV show for kids.
Captain Crunch.
First Drink of Beer - 15-21years of age.
First peice of ass - 9years of age.
Drivers License - permitted at 15years of age.
If you go by the feet, we don't stand a chance.
Euro Babies
vs American Babies,
"the Euro is too Neu"
breast feed until the age of 13.
Cloth Diapers.
2min egg und bread.
Euro Disney.
The Muppets - "Take on the big Apple."
Muslex.
First Drink of Beer - 5years of age.
First peice of ass - 21years of age.
Drivers License - permitted at 18+years of
age.
If you go by the feet, ......................
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"Euro Disney Ce n'est pas un piège à touristes.", "Ja, aber es ist sehr teur." France and Germany talk economics, and the power of cheese.
The French are thinking about getting rid of Euro Disney, due to the fact that it is to expensive to maintain. While the US are in talks to change the name from "French Frie", to the "American Frie." With the fear of war, their Cash Cow, Iraq, the ones that created Mad Cow Desease, the only importer of French Cars, would not be able to place orders for wine and cheese for the Palace, or need cheese for the UN inspectors. Therefore the French President was force to sit in a high chair and pled for the Cancelor to resume restitution payments, for looting Paris during the war. The French President said "I do not know if we can countinue giving the Americans free Cheese, for Goverment Programs there in the US." Only because Fance wouldn't get anymore free oil from Iraq, which they inturn sell on the free market for a King Size profit. "Behold the Power of Cheese and FunkySheet."
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Pennsylvanian introduces a "Bill," to ban the sale of French Wine & Cheese from all Bars and Stores. Introduced by Stephen Barrar, his response, "The French have put our troops in jepordy, by hold'n back dat assVote." Kinda stupid when this is the "Land of the Free." Free to make choices, change the French Frie to "American Frie," I don't eat FunkyFrench Fries that much anyway. But to stop the sale, or import of world products, from a normally friendly Country because they don't back "War." Jump'n de gun alittle aren't we, can we really Funk with everyone that disagrees with US Policy. That's FunkyCrazy. We already told them we wouldn't except their FunkyCars, cuz they FunkySuck. That was enough to cripple their economy. FunkyThink'n
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| MECCA COLA WANTS TO TEACH THE WORLD TO SING |
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French Iraqi Links Grow,
Mecca Cola.
The worlds eyes opened up, when Fance pulled out their vote, "out da ass." Yes that's right, they are one of the few nations doing a brisk business with Iraq and Iran, our nemisis. No tea from London, just pure cheese and baguets from the French, like this product launched last fall 2002. "If we can't arm them anymore more, how can we make up for all dat euro." Said the French Treasury. Hence, "Mekka Cola," it olive color makes it a stiff competiter among the UnCola's too. But really the French are secretly arming them with weapons, that can be disgused or conceled, feeding them first with liquids, making the war on terror much harder. "The more sugar they have in their stomach, the longer they can fight." said Rumsfeld. "My men aren't equiped to handle glass bottles filled with flamables." We believe that "Tawfig Mathlouthi" is just the front man for the French goverment, the acting founder working with the Iranian "Zam Zam Cola" company. I am approving the purchase of thousands of C S002, our top secret weapon againt Mecca Cola." Tawfig Mathlouthi could not be reached for comment in France, his office said, "This is just his PO Box, he's vacationing in "Somalia." "Richard Reid was our PR man, he's since moved back to America."
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Interview with FunkyPhil
"Why don't you get an education, so you have a voice in the world?"
"Then you could get some satisfaction."
"Hanging out throwing stones is better than sitting in school for 8hours."
"What do you enjoy, when you not throwing stones and copper."
"Picking up cardboard."
"Card Board!"
"Yes, we don't have a bottle return here on the West Bank."
"What's your favorite beverage, COKE or PEPSI."
"COKE, PEPSI, no you stupid infidel we drink MECCA COLA, it has a great taste and a olive color." "That's how we cool down after a day of throwing stones and copper." "Then, after we have drank the MECCA and prayed to Allah, we fill them with flamables, this is more effective than stones but costly, $1.40usd, 1.50."
"Do you read FunkySheet?"
"Yes, I read the little FunkyInfidels sheet, I just love American Girls and Ben Affleck." "There Like Beans and Rice, but Allah, there so Nice."
"You two should go home now."
"Home! Those dame Jews just ran it over, looking for the Dell Dude." "I must go throw stones and copper."
"Wait one more Question!" "What's with the copper?"
"Stupid infidel, that's the shit we get after they run our homes over, we do drink water too! "Fill in the holes Funky." "Your one FunkyDude!"
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"They dont know how
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it wasn't so nice."
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Will he come back French, or a Muslem? Will he be able to Sing?
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