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DeLL Dude get's busted with an Apple,

and a bag of Weed, bottle of Dew!

"It's the FunkyDeLL Dude!"

"Breaking da Law, in da CompanyWagon!"

"MAN"

"Dude"

"Dude that's some FunkySheet." "I just love the FunkyBabes." interview with Ben Curtis before the drug bust. GoodTimes at the FunkyOffice, it was like my FunkySite, "Beans and Rice, he was soo nice."

DeLL Dude Bails

¿What the DeLL were U thinking?

"They said it was a GateWay drug."

Sold in GateWay Country

"OUCH"

"I can't sit down for an interview today." Ben Curtis

said, snobing me as he leaves the jail house. Bailed from Jail after being caught with Drugs, in a "Kilt", which "Made his head go out of Kilter." "F.O. DeLL Dude," you'll need FunkySheet to forget that painfull night in jail, next time wear FunkyUnderwear, FunkyFool!

"No Pics FunkyReporter!"

Exclusive FunkyFirst!

Interview With Suppliers to the DeLL Dude

How often does the Dell Dude Stop by?

Two, three times a day, we stop answering the door after that, he doesn't have our "Cell" number.

How much would you say he spends?

Don't have those figures, he's only been her twice, he know's were it at," Funk the DeLL, "I gots da Gateway drug here!"

Don't you do commercials too?

"Yes FunkFace," but who are they gona replace us with, "Skittles." bahahahaha

"I BUSTED A CAP IN HIS CANDY ASS!" Cant use him, "Menttos," not Choclate, and the German little CandyAss is Gay!"

*CLICK*

"Hey no FunkyPic's, FunkyDude!"

Aren't you affraid off the "Heat!"

"Never Catch Us!" "Were too sweet!"

"Your Not Affraid of being Beaten by your competition?" "Or Gummed Down?"

"Nope Got Backers, and Handlers!" "They Wrap it all up for us!"

Shortly after interview tips led to the arrest of M&M, no Mary Jane, but a Plot Foiled to rob, "100,000" dollar bar of gold, on "PayDay."Cash of "Fake Chocolate Guns," which were to be used in the Heist. Others taken into custody include: O'Henry, aka "ButterFingers," Baby Ruth, and Slim Jim, who said he has nothing to do with the CandyRing. "Snickers" were heard as the Ring was lead into Court. FunkyDeLL Dude could not be reached for comment.

DeLL Dude

Goes Down!

with no Record!

After an hour, the DeLL Dude, Ben Curtis came out of the Judges Chambers and walks a free Dude, charges dropped. Asked the Judge why he was so kind to the kid when some stars are getting screwed by the system for shop lifting, a crime which is usally punished by restitution, and a fine, not weeks of Court TV, "Aren't drugs against da law?"

"Can't do much for a person that wants to try a Gateway Drug, locking him up, only to get his ass tore up on daily basis by hardend criminals, who would shoot you if they could buy a gun, "What would Jesus do?" said Judge Eato McCookoff.

After going down for Drugs, the Judge figured he payed his dues, but the official fan club site at DeLL was closed down. Don't worry Dude we at FunkySheet still think you are an annoying little sheet, who shouln't have gone to jail, maybe for the "Kilt," but not for da Stuff, "It's not right to take it in da butt for da Stuff." Ben Curtis could not be reached for further comment.

Community Chest

"Do not pass go," "Go directly to Jail and let the boys take a turn." in 1977, Bill Gates went to jail for trying to touch a girl in a strip club, who looked like a FunkyBabe. Charges were pressed, "He wasn't a tipper," said the club owner, who was tracked down in a nursing home, he said Bill just utered, "Just wait, I will own dat ass some day, and then I'll fire it!" Other offenses, soliciting Ben Affleck, and stalking in 2000, need I say more about that FunkyDude, and you thought he wasn't gay. They don't call him Mr. G. for nothing.

South American News

Freedom Fighters aka D.A.R.E.

The War on Drugs

Pushed Aside, for

the War on France.

I ran in to the freedom fighters of South America, Part of the "DARE" program set up by the former Clinton administration. With budget cuts in the US, and the new Home Land Security Administration starting up, it has left the girls with little to no money for new uniforms, guns and bullets and rolling papers have taken 1st priority, but never fear, after sending a letter to Rumsfeld, telling him how I was going to expose the oversight, the waste of valuable resource. He has since decieded to deploy them to France, it is written that they have the most sex, out of all cultures. So, as soon as these girls can say "Wörter zu deine Mutter." they will go secretly to France to see if the French have any balls, or are they all talk and no action, for they forget they only speak French because the US saved them from Hitler.

Women have the Right to be, "FunkyToo!"

MOST HATED!

MOST HATED! STALKING MY FunkyBabes

YES

Expatriates and Butt Pirates

Austraila used to be a prison for the criminals and undesirables, today it is a thrieving big country that is constantly burning, when you get off the plane, it should say, "No Smoking,", "Do not flush the Toilet," you'll need that water. But on the other hand France, which almost became a German speaking country, "the USA saved dat ass," and they've done little to repay us, maybe they could take OJ off our hands, at least when he gets caught over there, he won't get the death penalty for his crime, the French can only kill cheese and a bottle of wine, and then wash themselves down with a bottle of perfume. He'd just get locked in a cell for 14years, with Frenchie the "Butt Pirate." It's like "killing two birds with one stones," the French do something for the USA, and OJ kills a few Frenchies, while he's free, "free at last, free at last."

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da FunkyGirl

Next Store?

Yes that's right, "Funky wants You," to be a Star right here @Funky Sheet , be a World Wide Idol, not just an American one. We are in search of the girl next store, "not the homely one that lives next to you," the girl your dating, or your sister, since I run the site all my family members are ineligible to enter, so that leave me with having to suck up to you for Help, in finding that FunkyBabe of the month, she does't have to be a model, and probably isn't one anyway, only requirement is a "Great Ass," "So won't you back that ASS UP," and grab a camera, if your a dude zip them there pants up, and man the camera, tell your sister how this will benifit her carrer, and to stop blowing her Manager at McDonald's, she can be a FunkyBabe instead, and have All kinds of men and women saying "Dame, Back dat Ass Up." One point of light, "I don't want to hear a FunkyBEEP, when your backing that ASS UP, so if you are a guy with bad taste, I will send my friends, the Freedom Fighters of South America, to find out were you "P," not to do you, but to take you to France, to show you what a pussy looks like, and then they will leave you with no PassPort too return to where ever you came from. You will be stuck in France, where they hate everyone except themselves, you will never get a peice of ass again. No she does't have to look like the girls on this page, it's all about "da ASS," & the FunkyGirl Next Store.

"I Want Candy"

There is a God, and if you still don't believe it, go to FHM Magazine voted #1 online magazine, where you find HoT ChIcKs, Advice, Music, Sport, ManStuff, just remember, when it comes to seeing the light you've found it at MyFunkySheet, but take a flash light to FHM, or take a pen light to Stuff Magazine, and if your still lookin for eye candy, take a lantern and a roll of toilet paper, and get the flash light out your mouth, and check out MAXIM Magazine, "Oh behold, the power of Candy." These mags are "Too o Goood," says Siva. "Its like Beans and Rice, oh soo Nice," says Funky. Click on the pic's to see for yourself. and vote at the bottom of this FunkySheet." Don't forget to back dat ass back up to FunkySheet.

Blonde Faith

A blonde and a brunette are watching the 6'oclock news, which is airing a story about a man threatening to jump off of a bridge. The Brunette says, "I'll bet you $50 he jumps."

"OK, you're on," replies the blonde. Sure enough, the man jumps. The blonde starts to count out $50 when the brunette say, "I can't accept your money. I watched the 5 o'clock news and saw the man jump already."

"No, a bet is a bet," insist the blonde. "I watched the 5'oclock news, too, but I never thought he'd do it again!"

Q: How can you tell if a blonde does your landscaping?

A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

Miss Bayern

Deutschland

Miss Bayern

Duetchland

FunkyGirl

Next door

Miss Berlin Deutschland

Miss Berlin,

Normal FunkyGirlBabe

next door. "Don't you want to move?"

"Schöne Frau." This is a normal girl if she would

have read FunkySheet, she would learn to strike

a FunkyBabe pose, and "Back der FunkyAssUp!".

"Es ist egal, sie ist enine Schöne Frau,"sie alles gut.

"Sehr Gut!" oder Siva sage, "Too o Goood!"

The German FunkyGirl Next Door

"Ich Liebe Amerika" "Ich bin deine Nachbarin" "Ich bin eine FunkyFrau"

This Deutch

FunkyGirlBabe

Next store

wants to apply for her green card, and be a FunkyBabe in da USA. She is ready to "back dat ass up," for the glory of it, in the spirit of FunkySheet.

"These FunkyBabes are, "Too o Goood," said Siva, a normal guy getting ready to get married. Will be using FunkySheet to keep his marrage like "Spicy Rice, soo Nice." Another satisfied FunkyMember Dude

"Alles Gut"

mit der

Fünnkënshiëtën,

Herr Fünkÿ."

"Ja, aber es ist,

"FünkÿShëët!"

The FunkyBabes of Germany, these fine Frauleins of Deutschland work their ASS off, on a daily basis. Can you Pick the one that will be the first to break into Corn?

"Beans and Rice!" These FunkyGirls Next Door Are "Too o Good!" Siva

Maxim Wins with these FunkyBabes 2for1

*****

"Have You seen

the Light Yet?"

The world is full of choices, some of you only have one, "Right or Left Handed."

But when purchasing a new car, if it could only be as easy as picking out which

ass you will take home, right or left, I'd buy new all the time, spend the extra money,

if I couldn't afford it, or I'd go to FunkySheet, and window shop to see what's new.

Imagine taking your girl friend to the lot, signing some paper's, and taking home

your new Hot Chick, the best would be showing her what your tading her for.

"Won't you back dat Ass Up"

Yes, that's right, if you want to Christina Aguilera Live and in person, "Where do you go?" You go to Ticket Master and back dat ass up, for if you want to see anyone who is top bill, for some reason the only Company that knows how to print tickets, and can handle it, is TM, kinda like Bill Gates, not soo nice, knowing any time you want to entertain yourself or girl friend, you have to check with one of the two, "Dat's some FunkySheet." So you couldn't get around it, your girl wants to see the BackStreet Boys, you go to Ticket Master and submit, now that you have a sore ass, cuz your wallets not as thick, and you need to add 25 business cards to it, so you don't loose your balance while walking to the bus stop, cuz you can't afford gas now, all for the lady. Now your on your way, first you must check with Bill Gates for directions to the Arena, now that your there someone's Grandfather tears your only free souvenier in half, and hands you back the part that tells you how much you just blew, and who. Hold on, it does't stop, next you go purchase a beer in a paper cup, from a high school drop out, that says, "Back dat Ass Up, so I can get some, or fork over $10." You ad two more business cards to your wallet and head to the front row slowly, were your girl friend or date is waiting to ask you, "What took so long?" the smart ones say, " The line must have been long." The music starts your trying to forget about this boy band that your lady dragged you too, when you feel a poke, not the kind a friend gives, you turn around, only to find Ben Affleck up on you trying to get some too. Don't they make money off the 50cent CD, to sell you a ticket for $20. "Oh, that's right, gotta pay Ticket Master, couldn't have a concert without.